A ‘Rock Hudson’ – a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t
A ‘Saddam Hussein’ – from one bunker into another
A ‘Yasser Arafat’ – butt ugly and in the sand
A ‘John Kennedy Jr.’ – didn’t quite make it over the water
A ‘Rodney King’ – over-clubbed
An ‘OJ.’- got away with one
A ‘Princess Grace’ – should have used a driver
A ‘Princess Di’ – shouldn’t have used the driver
A ‘Condom’ – safe, but didn’t feel very good
A ‘Brazilian’ – shaved the hole
A ‘Rush Limbaugh’ – a little to the right
A ‘Nancy Pelosi’ – Way to the left and out of bounds
A ‘James Joyce’ – a putt that’s impossible to read
A ‘Ted Kennedy’ – goes in the water and jumps out
A ‘Pee Wee Herman’ – too much wrist
A ‘Sonny Bono’ – straight into the trees
A ‘Mickey Mantle’ – a dead yank
A ‘Paris Hilton’ – a very expensive hole
