Here is proof that Jesus was…
…Jewish:
1. He went into his father’s business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
…Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.
…Puerto Rican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother did not know who his father was.
…Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
…Black:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.
…Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But the most compelling evidence of all – proof that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
2 He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
