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Tax cut | Tax increase | |
No tax increase | Big tax increase | |
Tax increase | Look out! | |
Taxes are last resort | Tax increase will be first item on the agenda | |
Read my lips | Tax increase | |
Spending cut | Spending increase | |
Deficit reduction | Tax increase | |
Balanced budget | Tax and spend increase | |
Tax the rich | Tax anyone with a job | |
Deserving poor | People who vote for liberals | |
Undeserving poor | People who work | |
Monopoly | Corporation with market cap over $500 million | |
Profit | Gross revenue | |
Corporate welfare | Gross revenue minus taxes | |
Corporate subsidy | See ‘corporate welfare’ | |
Welfare for the rich | What people have left after taxes | |
Greed | Profit motive | |
Profiteering | Not losing money | |
Managed competition | Government takeover | |
Socially responsible investments | Invest in money-losing ventures that liberals failed to get | |
Taxpayer funding for Social responsibility | Force someone else to pay for it | |
Compassion | Generosity with other peoples’ money | |
Open-minded | Agrees with liberal agenda | |
Closed-minded | Does not agree with liberal agenda | |
Right wing extremist | See ‘closed-minded’ | |
Diversity | Lock step conformity with liberal agenda | |
Gridlock | System of checks and balances deliberately designed into the Constitution | |
Compromise | Agree with liberal agenda | |
Overheated economy | Prosperity | |
Trust fund | Ponzi investment scam | |
Special interest groups | Non-liberal groups | |
Exploit | Employ | |
Victim | Someone who doesn’t work because of sloth | |
Fully fund | Blank check |