Hopefully this will shed some light out there on why we men are never depressed.
- Your last name stays put.
- The garage is all yours.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can be President.
- You can never be pregnant.
- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
- You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- The world is your urinal.
- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
- You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- Same work, more pay.
- Wrinkles add character.
- People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
- New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
- One mood all the time.
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- You know stuff about Tanks (Sherman? Tiger? T70?).
- A five-day vacation only requires one suitcase.
- You can open all your own jars.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- Your underwear is $5.95 for a three-pack.
- You almost never have strap problems in public.
- You are unable to see wrinkles on your clothes.
- Everything on your face stays its original color.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades even.
- You only have to shave your face and neck (or head)
- You can play with toys all your life.
- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes – one color for all seasons.
- You can wear shorts no matter how your leg looks.
- You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in just 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
