Here is another list of things to ponder if you’re tired of wondering why the greatest country in the world is dependant on dictators and people that hate us for our energy needs.
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?
Why are they called buildings, when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called “builts”?
When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?
How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?
If the plural of tooth is “teeth,” why isn’t the plural of booth “beeth”?
How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn’t have anything to jot it down on?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
When an agnostic dies, does he go to the “great perhaps”?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages when it’s just stale bread to begin with?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Why do we recite at a play and play at a recital?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to “cure” it?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn’t they be wearing nightgowns?
Why don’t they call moustaches “mouthbrows”?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
Why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up a project, I end it?
Why isn’t “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?
Why do “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
When they ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Shouldn’t there be a shorter word for “monosyllabic”?
What’s another word for “thesaurus”?
Why do skydivers wear helmets?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
What’s the speed of dark?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
