All I can say is thank God we live in America. With global food shortages causing riots in East Africa, West Africa, Egypt, and elsewhere around the globe, we Americans feel the effects in the form of Sam’s Club and Costco’s restriction on how many bags of rice we can buy.
The Daily Show puts the global food shortage crisis in perspective with this hysterical skit.
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1.The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Hurry somebody tell the inventor of the Internet, Al Gore, that the ice age cometh and he should have stayed in politics. And while you’re at it, ask him for a refund on your Carbon Credits.
Yes it seems that Carbon emissions are no longer a problem and we may want to do something to produce more. Now is the time for everyone to encourage global warming. So turn on all your lights, trade in that Hybrid for a Hummer and cut down all the trees that you can to start a massive bon fire cause the Ice Age is coming and it must be stopped. Maybe some politician somewhere can tax it away.
Forget global warming, prepare for Ice Age
SUNSPOT activity has not resumed up after hitting an 11-year low in March last year, raising fears that – far from warming – the globe is about to return to an Ice Age.
Astronaut and geophysicist Phil Chapman, the first Australian to become an astronaut with NASA, said pictures from the US Solar and Heliospheric Observatory showed no spots on the sun.
He said the world cooled quickly between January last year and January this year, by about 0.7C.
“This is the fastest temperature change in the instrumental record, and it puts us back to where we were in 1930,” Dr Chapman writes in The Australian today.
“If the temperature does not soon recover, we will have to conclude that global warming is over.”
The Bureau of Meteorology says temperatures in Australia have been warmer than the 1960-90 average since the late 1970s, barring a couple of cooler years, and are now 0.3C higher than the long-term average.
A sunspot is a region on the sun that is cooler than the rest and appears dark.
Some scientists believe a strong solar magnetic field, when there is plenty of sunspot activity, protects the earth from cosmic rays, cutting cloud formation, but that when the field is weak – during low sunspot activity – the rays can penetrate into the lower atmosphere and cloud cover increases, cooling the surface.
But scientists from the US National Centre for Atmospheric Research in Bolder, Colorado published a report in 2006 that showed the sun had a negligible effect on climate change.
The researchers wrote in the journal Nature that the sun’s brightness varied by only 0.07per cent over 11-year sunspot cycles, and that that was far too little to account for the rise in temperatures since the Industrial Revolution.
Dr Chapman proposes preventive, or delaying, moves to slow the cooling, such as bulldozing Siberian and Canadian snow to make it dirty and less reflective. “
My guess is that the odds are now at least 50:50 that we will see significant cooling rather than warming in coming decades,” he writes.
Who does Mahmoud Ahmadinejad endorse for our next President? Why of course it would have to be the next Jimmy Carter. Although Iran said that it does not back any of the US presidential candidates, Ahmadinejad’s choice is clear.
Earlier in March, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told the Spanish El Pais newspaper that the real circles of power in America would not allow Senator Barack Obama to enter the White House, adding that he would have no problems if the junior senator from Illinois were to be elected.
Now it’s time for something a little different and interesting on this slow news day. A drum version of the “Super Mario Bros” theme composed by Koji Kondo and performed by Italian drummer Andrea Vadrucci.