Here is a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the gas station.
I’m just trying to find something funny in the absurdity of it all. Keep in mind that all of these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; they just illustrate how outrageous some prices are.
You will be really shocked by the last one!
(At least, I was…)
Compared with Gasoline…
Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 … $10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 …$9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 … $10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 … $10.00 per gallon
Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 … $33.60 per gallon
Vick’s Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 … $178.13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .. $123.20 per gallon
Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 … . $25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 …$84.48 per gallon
And this is the REAL KICKER…
Evian water 9 oz $1.49..$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don’t even know the source
(Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)
Ever wonder why printers are so cheap?
So they have you hooked for the ink.
Someone calculated the cost of the ink at…
(you won’t believe it…but it is true…)
$5,200 a gal. (five thousand two hundred dollars)
So, the next time you’re at the pump,be glad your car doesn’t run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or God forbid, Printer Ink!
Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump…
