Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female…. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male.. …. A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can share.
Male.. Call it what you will, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another when necessary.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND;
He said . . .. I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . .. . You wear pants don’t you?
He said . . …… Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That’s a good idea – you stand infront of the sink, while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . …. W hat have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ……Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . …… Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
She said . .. They don’t have time
He said . . How many men does it ta ke to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . .. We don’t know; it has never happened.
She said. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
He said ……. . . They already have boyfriends.
She said…What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . .. A widow.
He said . … . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . .. . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
