Archie Bunker And The Inconvenient Truth About Democrats

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Mar 112008
 

If there is one word that could describe “All in the Family” and “Archie Bunker’s Place” that would be “Timeless”. Old episodes of these shows remind us of the old saying “the more things change, the more they stay the same.” There is not a controversial topic today that Archie Bunker didn’t address back in the ’70’s. He imparted pearls of wisdom on topics such as affirmative action: “If your spics and your spades want their rightful share of the American dream, let ’em get out there and hustle for it like I done”, gun control: “All the airlines have to do to end skyjackings is arm the passengers” and Liberal bias in the media: “Pinko Conkrite”.

Too bad there aren’t any great philosophers like Archie Bunker in this increasingly progressive society, only politically correct Meatheads.

“Those were the days…”
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Mary Ann of ‘Gilligan’s Island’ Busted With Marijuana In Her Car

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Mar 112008
 

It should come as no surprise that Dawn Wells, who played squeaky-clean, coconut pie-baking Mary Ann in the hit ’60s sitcom would get caught with pot in her car. In 1998, Bob Denver, who played “Gilligan”, was arrested for having a parcel of marijuana delivered to his home. He originally said that the parcel had come from Dawn Wells, who had played “Mary Ann”, but later refused to name her in court. Instead he testified that “some crazy fan must have sent it”. The police reportedly found more marijuana and related paraphernalia in Denver’s home. He pleaded no contest and received six months probation.

The Many Faces of Dawn Wells indeed!

Former Gilligan’s Island star caught with marijuana in car


Perhaps they should have called her Mary Jane.

A surprise birthday party for Dawn Wells, the actress who played Mary Ann on “Gilligan’s Island,” ended with a nearly three-hour tour of the Teton County sheriff’s office and jail when the 69-year-old was caught with marijuana in her vehicle while driving home.

Wells is now serving six months’ unsupervised probation for the crime. She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving.

The guilty plea came as part of an agreement with prosecutors in which three misdemeanor counts — driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance — were dropped.

The case began the night of Oct. 18, when Teton County sheriff’s Deputy Joseph Gutierrez arrested Wells as she was driving home from a surprise birthday party. She posted $4,000 bond and was arraigned on the charges the following day, pleading not guilty. A trial on the matter was scheduled for March 13, but was canceled because of the plea agreement.

According to the sheriff’s office report, Gutierrez pulled Wells over after noticing her swerve across the fog lines and center lines of State Highway 33 and repeatedly speed up and slow down.

“I exited my patrol vehicle and immediately was able to smell a strong odor of burning marijuana,” Gutierrez wrote in his report. “As I approached the vehicle I noticed all four window (sic) of the vehicle were lowered and the female driver was not wearing a jacket.”

When Gutierrez asked why he could smell marijuana, Wells reportedly told him that she’d just given a ride to three hitchhikers and had dropped them off when they began smoking something. When Gutierrez searched the car, he found three half-smoked joints in the ashtray and console, according to the report. A second search after Wells’ arrest netted a fourth half-smoked joint and two small cases used to store marijuana, Gutierrez said.

After Wells failed a field sobriety test, she was handcuffed and taken to the sheriff’s office.

Wells’ attorney, Ron Swafford, of Idaho Falls, told the Post Register that a friend of Wells’ voluntarily testified that he’d left a small amount of marijuana in the vehicle after having used the vehicle that day, and that Wells was unaware of it.

Swafford said several witnesses were prepared to testify that Wells had very little to drink at the party and was not intoxicated when she left. He said she was swerving on the road because she was trying to find the heater controls in her new car.

Wells is the founder of the Idaho Film and Television Institute in Driggs and the organizer of the region’s annual family movie festival called the Spud Fest.


Tony Stewart: “Goodyear can’t build a tire that’s worth a crap”

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Mar 102008
 

Tony Stewart is always willing to tell you how he feels and this is one of those moments. Even though he finished second in Sunday’s Kobalt Tools 500 and Joe Gibbs Racing was responsible for the first foreign made car win in Cup Series in over 50 years, Stewart still wasn’t happy. He ripped Goodyear for the hard tire combination that they supplied NASCAR with for Sunday’s race.


“That’s the most pathetic racing tire I’ve ever been on in my career. They exited out of Formula One. They exited out of IRL. They exited out of CART. They exited out of World of Outlaws. And there’s a reason for that: because Goodyear can’t build a tire that’s worth a crap,” said Stewart.

“If I were Goodyear, I’d be really embarrassed about this weekend and the tire they brought us here. It didn’t keep us from winning the race and how we got to second I don’t know. […]

“It was ridiculous to have to race on a tire like this — not at this form of racing. If they can’t do any better than that, they [should] just pull out of the sport and save us all a bunch of headaches cause I guarantee you that Hoosier or Firestone could come in and do a lot better job than they’re doing right now.”


The one thing that I admire about Tony Stewart is that he speaks the truth and is not afraid to tell it. Maybe NASCAR should open the door for other tire manufactures to give Goodyear a little healthy competition.

Video Of The Day: Top Gear Toyota Test

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Mar 102008
 

This would make a great commercial to advertise how tough a Toyota truck really is.

Top Gear try to kill a pick up truck.

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