Although the tone of this does sound a little like Robin Williams, it is hard to believe that a self-proclaimed San Francisco Liberal like Williams would say any of these things.
So once again a little research reveals that the “Peace Plan” as outlined by Robin Williams is another urban legend.
In the photo Robin Williams is wearing a shirt that supposedly says “I love New York” in Arabic.
A GREAT PLAN
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan . . . what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams’ plan…(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan for peace. “Books, not Bombs” won’t work. The head mullahs won’t let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.
Here’s the plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them ‘good old boys’. We will never “interfere” again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don’t want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself, don’t hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers.
5) No “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a “D” and it’s back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not “interfere”. They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don’t need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us “Ugly Americans” any longer.
Now, ain’t that a winner of a plan ??
Previously:
Jay Leno Email Is An Urban Legend
A child may have written the logical
comment, why then are the educated adults unable to come up with a plan to solve the continues abuse of OPEC
to the remaining nations needing crude for their way of life.
Instead of stating ” stupidity ” I don’t see you producing a intelligent or logical plan to change, so who is stupid ?
Grimes, instead of stating this to be stupid, you failed to include your intelligent and logical solution to the OPEC continues abuse of the needing Nations of crude.
So who is really the stupid one
Grimes,
we missed reading your educated intelligent logical solution to the continues solution of the OPEC nation
screwing the rest of the globe with their crude. So who is really stupid here ?