Lindsay Lohan is scheduled to work eight hours in what may well be Britney Spears next residence. I think this is a much better punishment than jail. She actually gets to see the possible consequences of her actions and see what could really happen.
Lohan to Work in Morgue As Punishment
Lindsay Lohan is about to see dead people. The 21-year-old actress will soon be working at a morgue as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving, her attorney, Blair Berk, told a judge Thursday.
She has also spent two months in rehabilitation and has done some community service, Berk said at a hearing on her progress toward fulfilling the terms of her plea bargain.
Her two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the real-life consequences of drinking and driving. She must also spend two days working in a hospital emergency room.
Lohan was arrested twice last year on DUI charges and pleaded guilty in August to misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges. She has already served 84 minutes in jail as part of the plea deal.
Here’s a little timeline of Lindsay’s last three years from Wikipedia, Hollywood.com, People, and Yahoo.
2004
Car Crash – August 3. Studio City, CA. Lohan later sued.
Hospitalization – October 25th. “High fever” in Los Angeles, CA.
2005
Hospitalization – February. “Chest pains.”
Hospitalization – March 17th. Sprained ankle.
Car Crash – May 31. Fender bender.
Car Crash – June 1. “Innocent victim.” Led to a California law meant to control crazed paparazzi – holding them liable for triple damages whenever they cause a crash.
Car Crash – October 5. “Innocent victim.” Leaves the Ivy, slams into a truck that’s making an illegal u-turn. Lohan admitted she was looking behind her shoulder at the time. Lohan later sued.
2006
Hospitalization – January. Slipped on a staircase, broke a teacup and cut her leg in London.
Hospitalization – January. Asthma attack in Miami. 4 days in the hospital.
Hospitalization – July 25. Overheating and dehydration on the set of “Georgia Rule.”
Hospitalization – September. Broken wrist in New York City.
Car Crash – November 7. “Bumped” a paparazzo with her car in Los Angeles at 2am after leaving Hyde.
Car Crash – November 17 (approx). Vehicle rams into a police car in London with then-boyfriend Calum Best.
2007
Hospitalization – January 4. World’s briefest appendectomy. Seen partying until morning the day after alleged surgery.
Rehab – January 18. Checks into Wonderland Center.
Car Crash – March. Strikes a photographer with her BMW in Los Angeles.
Car Crash – March 13. Strikes a photographer in New York.
Car Crash – May 26. Loses control of her Mercedes and strikes a curb.
Hospitalization – May 26. Minor injuries related to car crash.
Arrest – DUI – alcohol. “Usable” amount of cocaine found in vehicle.
Rehab – May 28. Checks into Promises.
Car Chase – July 24. Commandeers white GMC and chases former assistant’s mother through Santa Monica. Fails field sobriety tests. Blood alcohol level tested at between 0.12 and 0.13 percent. Small amount of cocaine found in pocket of pants.
Arrest – July 24th. Arrested on felony charges of possession of cocaine, transportation of a narcotic, and misdemeanor DUI and driving with a suspended license.
Rehab – August. Checks into Cirque Lodge.
