Muslims To Get Their Own Car

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Nov 122007
 

Features include: a compass pointing to Mecca and a dedicated space to keep a copy of the Koran and a headscarf. The only thing missing is a built-in suicide bomb.

Malaysia firm’s ‘Muslim car’ plan


Proton is planning on teaming up with manufacturers in Iran and Turkey to create the unique vehicle.

The car could boast special features like a compass pointing to Mecca and a dedicated space to keep a copy of the Koran and a headscarf.

The idea came during a visit to the Middle East by a delegation of Malaysian politicians and businessmen.

Malaysian press reports say officials in Iran originally suggested the idea.

Safety features or fuel economy is one way of selling a car, but Proton thinks vehicles designed specifically for Muslims across the world represent a huge gap in the market.

Proton is the most dominant car on the streets here but the company has suffered recently after the government allowed more foreign cars to be imported.

The firm has been in talks recently with VW about a takeover by the German car giant.


New Torture Methods Could Make Waterboarding Seem Like A Stroll In The Park

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Nov 112007
 

The military has at it’s disposal interrogation methods so vile and harsh that Islamic terrorists around the world are demanding being subject to waterboarding and non stop Christina Aguilera music instead. These new techniques may be the reason for the recent report that American forces have routed Al Qaeda in Iraqi from every neighborhood of Baghdad.

The first technique, known as the Hillary Cackle, is so extreme that when played over and over again caused 10 out of 10 terrorists to spill the beans.

The Hillary Cackle

The second technique, The Hillary Nutcracker, is the harshest form of torture and has been used on tougher cases. One can only imagine the screams coming from Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.

The Hillary Nutcracker

FBI Alert: Al Qaeda May Strike U.S. Shopping Malls This Holiday Season

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Nov 092007
 


Yeah, I know, we get a warning similar to this every year around the holidays but you never know. With the dollars decline, it would be the time to plan something like this to harm our economy. Al Qaeda would be better off to sit back and let China keep doing it.

FBI Alert

Al Qaeda May Strike U.S. Shopping Malls in LA, Chicago


The FBI is warning that al Qaeda may be preparing a series of holiday attacks on U.S. shopping malls in Los Angeles and Chicago, according to an intelligence report distributed to law enforcement authorities across the country this morning.

The alert said al Qaeda “hoped to disrupt the U.S. economy and has been planning the attack for the past two years.”

Law enforcement officials tell ABCNews.com that the FBI received the information in late September and declassified it yesterday for wide distribution.

The alert, like similar FBI and Department of Homeland Security terror alerts issued over the past five years at holiday times, raised questions about the credibility of the information.

The bulletin acknowledges that U.S. intelligence officers are uncertain as to whether the information is real, and intelligence officers say there is a concern that it could be “disinformation.”

Law enforcement officials at three different agencies told ABCNews.com the FBI alert was based on a source who has proved reliable in the past.

The source reportedly had only “indirect access” to al Qaeda and word of the actual threat came to U.S. intelligence officers “through a lengthy chain” of contacts.

With the shopping season approaching, however, the FBI officials decided it was necessary to share the information.

For the past few years, jihadist chat rooms have regularly posted comments from anonymous individuals who have suggested or boasted about similar plans to attack such soft targets as shopping malls.

“Out of abundance of caution, and for any number of other reasons, raw intelligence is regularly shared within the intelligence and law enforcement communities — even when the value of the information is unknown,” said Special Agent Richard Kolko. “In the post-9/11 era, sharing information is our top priority. Al-Qa’ida messaging has clearly stated they intend to attack the U.S. or its interests; however, there is no information to state this is a credible threat. As always, we remind people to remain vigilant and report suspicious activity to authorities.”

“We have no credible, specific information suggesting an imminent attack,” a DHS official said.