A Battery That Runs Off Pee

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Sep 052007
 

I’ve spent a lot of money on batteries over the years and a story like this really pisses me off.

Pee-powered battery unveiled.

The trouble with batteries is that there never seems to be a power socket in sight when you want to charge them up. Thankfully, one manufacturer has developed a battery that should be slightly easier to recharge, thanks to its ability to run off a variety of liquids, including water and urine.

Dubbed NoPoPo, the battery has been developed by the Japanese company Aqua Power System and comes in standard AA and AAA formats. Although, larger capacities for use as auxiliary power supplies have been rumoured.


Former Mouseketeer Britney Spears Uses F-Word on New Track

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Sep 052007
 


Can you say starving for attention? These are the things that you resort to when you become irrelevant.

Britney Spears Uses F-Word on New Track.

Britney Spears wants publicity so badly, we will give to it to her.

On two new tracks that have been leaked on the Internet, Spears uses the F-word on one and the B-word on another.

The song that will cause the most uproar for the former teen role model is “Cold as Fire,” a fairly standard pop dance tune produced by hip-hop artist T-Pain.

In it, Spears cautions the listener not to “f—” with her. OK, we won’t, but radio programmers will have to if they want to comply with the FCC.
On another track, called “Gimme More,” Spears announces, “It’s Britney, b-tch.” The former Mouseketeer is tough, you see.

What’s clear is that Spears is looking for still more attention as she swings from custody battles to public bouts of drinking, breakdowns and other miscellaneous craziness.

Cheetos Don’t Cause Injury, People Do

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Sep 042007
 


Where is the liberal outrage? Why aren’t they calling for a ban on Cheetos?

Man Charged With Assault for Throwing Cheetos at Dad.

DES MOINES, Iowa — A Des Moines man was charged with domestic assault Sunday after throwing a bag of Cheetos at his father.

Twenty-two-year-old Patrick Hamman was arrested after the bag of cheesy chips hit his father, Michael Hamman, in the face.

Police said the bag hit his father’s glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose.

The police report said — quote— “Michael’s T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust.”

Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument.

Iran: The Bombing Begins In Five Minutes.

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Sep 042007
 


The Sunday Times is reporting that Israel is considering the use of tactical nuclear weapons in order to eliminate Iran’s nuclear program.

ISRAEL has drawn up secret plans to destroy Iran’s uranium enrichment facilities with tactical nuclear weapons.

Two Israeli air force squadrons are training to blow up an Iranian facility using low-yield nuclear “bunker-busters”, according to several Israeli military sources.

The attack would be the first with nuclear weapons since 1945, when the United States dropped atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The Israeli weapons would each have a force equivalent to one-fifteenth of the Hiroshima bomb.

Under the plans, conventional laser-guided bombs would open “tunnels” into the targets. “Mini-nukes” would then immediately be fired into a plant at Natanz, exploding deep underground to reduce the risk of radioactive fallout.

“As soon as the green light is given, it will be one mission, one strike and the Iranian nuclear project will be demolished,” said one of the sources.

Mr Ahmadinejad aka Math Genius

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Sep 042007
 


Math savvy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Persian: محمود احمدی نژاد‎ ​, IPA: [mud mouth i’m a jihad]) uses his skills to prove that the US won’t attack Iran.

“In some discussions I told them ‘I am an engineer and I am examining the issue. They do not dare wage war against us and I base this on a double proof’,” he said in the speech yesterday, reported by the reformist Etemad Melli and Kargozaran newspapers.

“I tell them: ‘I am an engineer and I am a master in calculation and tabulation.

“I draw up tables. For hours, I write out different hypotheses. I reject, I reason. I reason with planning and I make a conclusion. They cannot make problems for Iran.”‘

Mr Ahmadinejad has long expressed pride in his academic prowess. He holds a PhD on transport engineering and planning from Tehran’s Science and Technology University and is the author several of scientific papers.

The deeply religious President said his second reason was: “I believe in what God says.”

“God says that those who walk in the path of righteousness will be victorious. What reason can you have for believing God will not keep this promise.”

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