Madonna, Who Is Not Jewish, Proclaims Herself Ambassador For Judaism

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Sep 172007
 

This is just another case of a celebrity that is out of touch with reality and lives in an alternate universe.

Madonna is Judaism’s self-proclaimed ambassador.


Madonna toasted the Jewish new year with Israeli President Shimon Peres and declared herself an “ambassador for Judaism,” local newspapers reported Sunday.

The singer, who is not Jewish, arrived in Israel Wednesday on the eve of Jewish new year to attend a conference on Kabbalah or Jewish mysticism.

Madonna met Peres at his official Jerusalem residence on Saturday evening and the two exchanged gifts, with Madonna receiving a lavishly bound copy of the Jewish Bible.

She gave Peres a volume of “The Book of Splendor,” the guiding text of Kabbalah, inscribed “To Shimon Peres, the man I admire and love, Madonna,” the Yediot Ahronot daily reported.

A Peres aide confirmed the meeting but had no details.

“You don’t know how popular the Book of Splendor is among Hollywood actors,” Yediot quoted Madonna as telling Peres.

“Everyone I meet talks to me only about that. I am an ambassador for Judaism.” Madonna, who was raised a Roman Catholic, has taken the Hebrew name Esther, and has been seen wearing a red thread on her wrist in a Jewish tradition to ward off the evil eye.

But her interest in Kabbalah in recent years has been criticized by Orthodox Jews, who say it is an abomination.

Other celebrities who flew in for the Kabbalah conference included movie star Demi Moore and her husband, actor Ashton Kutcher, Rosie O’Donnell and fashion designer Donna Karan. Madonna came with her film director husband Guy Ritchie.


When Mars Bars Attack

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Sep 172007
 

I wonder if Mars will ask Terence for copies of his dental records.

Man chokes on gold tooth hidden in Mars bar.


SICKENED Terence Fitzgerald munched on a Mars to satisfy his sweet tooth — and choked on a GOLD one hidden inside.

Grandad Terence, 62, gagged when another person’s gnasher lodged in his throat as he gobbled down a mouthful.

He complained to the firm’s bosses who, before launching an investigation, want to see Terence’s DENTAL RECORDS to be sure the metal tooth was not his.

Electrician Terence, from Hastings, East Sussex, was halfway through the chocolate bar when he got his unpleasant surprise.

He said: “All of a sudden I felt something stick in my throat.

“I managed to cough it up and at first thought it was a bit of metal or something.

“With closer inspection I realised it was a gold tooth — with a bit of the tooth still attached.

“It was horrible and I felt sick. I won’t be eating a Mars again, that’s for sure.”

He added: “I have seven grandchildren so I’m just thankful it wasn’t one of them that ate it. They could have choked.

“I complained to Mars and I’ve got to send the tooth off with my dental records so they know it’s not mine.

“It’s a joke. As far as I know I’ve still got all my teeth.”

The dad-of-two went on: “I’ve not had any compensation or even an apology.”

A spokesman for Mars said last night: “We want our products to reach our customers in pristine condition.

“We urge the customer to send the product, and the item he says he found in it, back to us as soon as possible as we need to investigate this matter immediately.”


Movement Underway To Turn Cows Into Pot Heads To Prevent Mad Cow Disease

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Sep 172007
 


Pot-smoking cows… I can almost picture that.

Pot-smoking cows could stop BSE, maybe.


A NEW Zealand pro-cannabis groups says it has scientific evidence that cannabis can stop the development of mad cow disease.

It was not clear whether the findings applied to both cows and humans. The National Organisation for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (Norml) said a French study showed cannabidiol might be effective in preventing bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE), known as mad cow disease, the New Zealand Press Association reported tpday.

Scientists at the National Centre for Scientific Research in France found cannabidiol – a non-psychoactive ingredient – may prevent the development of prion diseases (progressive neurodegenerative disorders), the most well known of which is BSE, Norml said.

Researchers found cannabidiol inhibited the accumulation of prion proteins in infected mice and sheep.

Norml spokesman Chris Fowlie said the discovery added to the scientific evidence supporting a bill from a New Zealand Greens MP to legalise the medicinal use of cannabis.

“(It) should be supported by any MP with a clear head. Unfortunately most politicians act like mad cows whenever cannabis is mentioned,” Mr Fowlie said.


Man Dies After Playing Internet Games.

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Sep 172007
 


I guess Internet related deaths are up in China this week.

Man in China dies after three-day Internet session.


A Chinese man dropped dead after playing Internet games for three consecutive days, state media said on Monday as China seeks to wean Internet addicts offline.

The man from the southern boomtown of Guangzhou, aged about 30, died on Saturday after being rushed to the hospital from the Internet cafe, local authorities were quoted by the Beijing News as saying.

“Police have ruled out the possibility of suicide,” the newspaper said, adding that exhaustion was the most likely cause of death. It did not say what game he was playing.

China, worried about the spread of pornography and politically incorrect content, has banned the opening of new cybercafes this year and issued orders limiting the time Internet users can spend playing online.

In April, President Hu Jintao launched a campaign to rid the Internet of “unhealthy” content and make it a platform for Communist Party doctrine.


Was The Latest Osama Bin Laden Video A Fake? You Decide.

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Sep 162007
 

Is Osama Bin Laden dead? Was his latest video created by AQ just to make us think that he is still warmer than room temperature?

Here is a funny video from YouTube that shows just how easy it may have been to create a fake video message of the old sheep fornicator.