Drunk Schoolgirl Kicks Man Where It Really Hurts For Pronouncing Her Name Wrong

This is what they call news in New Zealand.

Drunk schoolgirl kicks man where it hurts.


A DRUNKEN schoolgirl kicked a New Zealand man in the testicles for pronouncing her name wrong, a court was told today.

Megan Jane Conroy from Sandstone Point north of Brisbane, sobbed in the dock in the Brisbane District Court today as she pleaded guilty to assault.

The court was told she arrived home early on May 13 last year to find the complainant and a group of her mother’s friends celebrating a birthday.

Conroy, then aged 17, asked the 40-year-man if he was “a Kiwi”, and told him to “get f***ed” when he said yes.

She was then offended when he pronounced her name “Maegan” instead of “Megan” and kneed him in the groin and demanded he say it correctly.

She pushed him against the wall and kicked him in the testicles before he apologised.

Conroy let him go after trying to kick him a third time.

The man was treated for severe bruising and tenderness to his testicles.

The court was told Conroy was drunk at the time and the behaviour was out of character.

She was released on a $200, six-month good behaviour bond and no conviction was recorded.