Sep 042007
Where is the liberal outrage? Why aren’t they calling for a ban on Cheetos?
Man Charged With Assault for Throwing Cheetos at Dad.
DES MOINES, Iowa — A Des Moines man was charged with domestic assault Sunday after throwing a bag of Cheetos at his father.
Twenty-two-year-old Patrick Hamman was arrested after the bag of cheesy chips hit his father, Michael Hamman, in the face.
Police said the bag hit his father’s glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose.
The police report said — quote— “Michael’s T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust.”
Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument.
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