Oops, She Dinged It Again

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Aug 112007
 


This video shows Britney Spears steering her car into another one as she tried to turn into a spot in a parking lot.

Can you say self absorbed? Hey Britney…ever heard of the concept of “other people”? “Did I hurt my car”, the condition of the other persons car never crossed her mind for one second.

Saudis Might Take Bibles From Tourists

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Aug 092007
 


Saudi Arabia is the biggest exporter of radical Islam around the world and this is just another reason to drill for oil in Alaska.

Saudis might take Bibles from tourists


An official at the Saudi Consulate in New York, who declined to give her name, told the Post that anyone bringing a Bible into the country or wearing a crucifix or Star of David around their neck would run into trouble with Saudi authorities.

“You are not allowed to bring that stuff into the kingdom,” the consular official said. “If you do, they will take it away,” she warned, adding, “If it is really important to you, then you can try to bring it and just see what happens, but I don’t recommend that you do so.”


Conclusive Evidence That Global Swelling Exists

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Aug 082007
 


How fat is Al Gore?

He’s so fat, when he appears in public the band plays “Hail To The Beef”

He’s so fat, the Florida Election Commission is recounting his chins

He’s so fat, he’ll only take money from the Chinese if it comes with egg rolls

He’s so fat, instead of apples, his students place margarine on his desk

He’s so fat, the Secret Service has added one agent just to guard his ass

He’s so fat, his belt gave a concession speech

He’s so fat, he asked Bush if he can be ambassador to KFC

He’s so fat, he had one of Dick Cheney’s heart attacks

He’s so fat, the Liberty Bell is now the second largest thing with a crack

He’s so fat, Clinton is thinking of hitting on him