- Go to Google.
- Search for “French military victories”
- Hit “I’m Feeling Lucky”
- Laugh (unless you are French)
Oops, She Dinged It Again
Saudis Might Take Bibles From Tourists
Saudi Arabia is the biggest exporter of radical Islam around the world and this is just another reason to drill for oil in Alaska.
Saudis might take Bibles from tourists
An official at the Saudi Consulate in New York, who declined to give her name, told the Post that anyone bringing a Bible into the country or wearing a crucifix or Star of David around their neck would run into trouble with Saudi authorities.
“You are not allowed to bring that stuff into the kingdom,” the consular official said. “If you do, they will take it away,” she warned, adding, “If it is really important to you, then you can try to bring it and just see what happens, but I don’t recommend that you do so.”
Conclusive Evidence That Global Swelling Exists

He’s so fat, when he appears in public the band plays “Hail To The Beef”
He’s so fat, the Florida Election Commission is recounting his chins
He’s so fat, he’ll only take money from the Chinese if it comes with egg rolls
He’s so fat, instead of apples, his students place margarine on his desk
He’s so fat, the Secret Service has added one agent just to guard his ass
He’s so fat, his belt gave a concession speech
He’s so fat, he asked Bush if he can be ambassador to KFC
He’s so fat, he had one of Dick Cheney’s heart attacks
He’s so fat, the Liberty Bell is now the second largest thing with a crack
He’s so fat, Clinton is thinking of hitting on him
