Joke Of The Day: The Ball Game

Rubber ChickenA group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game.

During the game the guys notice the girl knew just as much about the game as themselves, and are really impressed. After the game they ask her, “How is it that you know so much about baseball?”

She says, “Well, I used to be a guy and got a sex change.”

The guys are amazed, but very curious about the process.

“What was the most painful part of the process? Was it when they cut IT off?”

“That was very painful, but was not the most painful part.”

“Was it when they cut off your balls?”

“That was very painful, but was not the most painful part.”

“What was the most painful part?”

“The part that hurt the most was when they cut my salary in half!”
 

 

Joke Of The Day: Shirt Pocket

Rubber ChickenA businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double scotch on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double scotch.

After he finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered another double scotch.

Finally, the bartender said, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring you drinks all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order another.”

The customer replied, “I’m looking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it’s time to go home.”

 

 

Man Discovered

Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT.
Woman got inspired from PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION.
Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD.
Woman got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET.

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE.
Woman got inspired from LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY.
Woman got MONEY and started SHOPPING.

That’s it!

Thereafter, man has discovered and invented a lot of things.
WHILE WOMEN ARE STILL SHOPPING!

 

Joke Of The Day: The Lecture

Rubber ChickenAn elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at that time of night.

The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.”

The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies, “My wife.”

 

 

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