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They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true.
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank. |
Joke Of The Day: Dizzy Men
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Feb 132014
Joke Of The Day: Dressed in White
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Feb 042014
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl was mesmerized by the whole spectacle.
Finally, she leaned over and whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life,” her mother explained, trying to keep it simple. The youngster thought about this for a while. “So then, why,” she finally asked her mother after putting the pieces together, “is the groom wearing black?” |
Joke Of The Day: What Was That For?
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Feb 032014
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A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?” he asks. “That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it,” she replies. “Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,” he explains. She looks satisfied and apologizes. Three days later he’s again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes to, he says, “What was that for?” “YOUR HORSE PHONED!” |
Joke Of The Day: Boob Job
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Jan 302014
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A wife comes home to ask her husband if she can get a boob job.
Wife: “Honey, I would like to get a boob job. Don’t you think I would look nice with a larger bra size?” Husband: “I would like that, but how much is it going to cost?” Wife: “It will cost about $5,000.” Husband: “That is kind of expensive. Why don’t you try the toilet paper method first.” Wife: “What is the toilet paper method?” Husband: “Well, you take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts.” Wife: “How does that work?” Husband: “I am not really sure how it works, but it worked pretty well on your ass.” |
Joke Of The Day: Supper Invitation
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Jan 252014
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“Honey,” says a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “
What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess. I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!!” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.” |