Joke Of The Day: My Wife Is A Chicken

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Sep 042018
 
Joke Of The Day: My Wife Is A Chicken A man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!”

The doctor asks, “How long has she had this condition?”

“Two years,” says the man.

“Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?” asked the shrink.

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, “We needed the eggs.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Ordering A Fruit Punch

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Sep 032018
 
Joke Of The Day: Ordering A Fruit Punch A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.

The Bartender says “Pal, if you want a punch you’ll have to stand in line”

The guy looks around, but there is no punch line.

 

 

 

 

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