Joke Of The Day: Project Picture

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Sep 112018
 
Joke Of The Day: Project Picture My daughter asked me, “Dad, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it for a school project.”

I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was.

A few days later I was in her classroom for a parent-teacher meeting when I noticed my face pinned to a mural the students had created.

The title of their project was: “The oldest thing in my house.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Next To Me

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Sep 102018
 
Joke Of The Day - Rubber Chicken I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the stall next to me started smoking.

It was so disgusting I nearly couldn’t finish my sandwich.
 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Here Comes The Train

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Sep 092018
 
Joke Of The Day: Here Comes The Train My mom used to feed my brother and I by saying ‘Here comes the train’, and we always used to eat it right away.

Otherwise she wouldn’t untie us from the tracks.