Common Sense Evaluation

Confucius Say: Fortune Cookie

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Nov 112015

 

If you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

 

 

Confucius Say: Raising Your Hand

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Nov 102015

 

Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.

 

 

Confucius Say: Constipated

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Nov 092015

 

Constipated people don’t give a crap.

 

 

Confucius Say: Butler With No Teeth

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Nov 082015

 

Butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.

 

 

Confucius Say: Lawyer In Nudist Colony

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Nov 072015

 

Since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn’t had a suit.